Entertaining

I am 69
On the phone
Talking to the head
Of an NYC entertainment
Bureau who tells me she is hiring
Me to give lectures on Holland
America cruise ships but
That is not my real job
So I say yes ma’am
What is my real
Job and she
Says be
Entertaining
Or I will fire you
And I say yes ma’am
It sounds like every dating
Arrangement I ever had
And she laughs and
Says you will do
Just fine on
The ships.