Scammer

I just got
A text from
An old friend
Who asked me
If I had heard the
Good news which is
Scammer talk for ask
Me what good news which
Of course I did getting the reply
Supposedly from my old friend who
Would never in a million years say
Such nonsense that she got an
NIH grant got $150,000 and I
Could too if I would click on
The attachment for Ann
Williams to facilitate
The grant so I then
Responded, “Do
I send the check
Directly to
Lagos?”
Nigeria’s
Capital city.
The scammer’s
Immediate reply was
Omo oro which is Yoruba
Ethnicity in Nigeria for
A slanderous
Reference
To one’s
Gender
Preference
Implying odd man
Out or homosexual so
If you gentle reader get
A text from this scammer
Using the name of one of your
Friends just reply, “Do
I send the check
Directly to
Lagos?”